Anonymous asked:

What does a vagina actually feel like?

So you know.. Welcome to my head, I guess. Answer:

Ever cooked steak? It has the feel of raw steak, if raw steak was warm.

Anonymous asked:

What does vagina taste like ?

So you know.. Welcome to my head, I guess. Answer:

Like wet hot heaven.

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mom: mama? ma? mommy?

baby: m...m...

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Anonymous asked:

How do you deal with being a third wheel ? I went to spend time with my friend but every time we hang out she is there.

So you know.. Welcome to my head, I guess. Answer:

Well, first you have to respect that your friend is in a relationship (I’m assuming you’re third wheeling with a friend who has a significant other). And if you get along with your friends significant other than third wheeling is just like hanging out with two really good homies. If that’s not the case I would bring it up to your friend. Just say something along the lines of “I really enjoy spending time with you and your girlfriend/boyfriend, but I really miss our one on one time. Can we get coffee just you and me and catch up” or something along those lines.